May 2012 archive

Bitchslapped by fate

Location, Location, Devastation

I know I haven’t posted in a while. Clearly, I’ve been avoiding you. Maybe it was something you said. Maybe it was something I said. Maybe it has been the complete and utter mess my life is in right now. We will never know… Actually, it’s the mess my life is in. There has been […] Read more…

Oh Dorothy! Yes. Yes, it does.

Every day is a fat day…

I am currently 18 weeks (almost 19- I find pregnancy time is a bit like a little kid time; I am 4 and one quarter months). I am at the super fun stage of pregnancy where no one can tell you are pregnant because you just look fat. I have gained about 7lbs all in […] Read more…

Gasp!

This is a long one…

From the time you start having sex, the goal is to not get pregnant. For the years before sex you curse that dreaded period, but after you celebrate it’s arrival every month before you submerge head first into sweats and chocolate. I don’t think the fear of telling your mother ever goes away. Like a […] Read more…

Holy Areola

Holy Areola

I must say that I am looking forward to a baby. The shock and overwhelming feeling of imminent failure is still there but we are trying to focus on the fun stuff. Babies are cute when they aren’t killing your soul. Pregnancy, however, is the shits. I’m pretty in tune with my body most of […] Read more…

I was so naive.

Stupid tampon commercials

“Pregnant” always seemed like any other word: generally descriptive of a person or condition. Now it’s loaded. “Pregnant” means that in about 5 months time there will be a living, breathing, screaming baby and life, as I know it, will be over. The complete and overwhelming notion that there is something living inside me is […] Read more…

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